Geordie Kieffer,s G-Spot EP: The Filthy, Unhinged, Swagger-Fueled Masterpiece

It’s here!!! The moment we’ve all been waiting for. Geordie Kieffer has blessed us with his brand-new EP G-Spot—and yes, that’s really the name. No, it’s not a joke

And if you’re over there scratching your head and wondering, “Did he really name it that?” my answer is: OF COURSE HE DID. This is Geordie Kieffer we’re talking about.

Honestly, I’ve been waiting for this EP to drop, and I don’t even have the words to describe how thrilled I am to finally write about it. Because Let’s just say it’s hard not to get excited when Geordie’s name pops up on my playlist. This man does not miss. It’s banger after banger, and with every new release, it becomes clearer that 2025 is shaping up to be his year. And listen, as someone who’s met Geordie himself, I can confirm he’s as outrageous and enigmatic in person as his music suggests ( but he’s actually a sweet guy!)

This EP is a fiery cocktail of already-released hits (Bad Boy, Lit Cig, Jesus Van, and Gaslighter) combined with two brand-new tracks that will absolutely melt your brain: The Sickle and God Damn Girl. If you thought you’d seen it all from Geordie, you were dead wrong

Review :

Geordie Kieffer’s G-Spot is an experience—like jumping headfirst into a glitter-soaked mosh pit where the drinks are flowing , the lights are flashing, and the air reeks of unapologetic debauchery. This EP is raw, sexy, and so wildly unpredictable that it demands your full attention from start to finish. It kicks off with tracks we already know (Bad Boy, Lit Cig, Jesus Van, Gaslighter)—bangers that feel like the chaotic, unhinged soundtrack to the world’s most reckless road trip. But it’s the two new tracks that steal the show, cementing Geordie as a true mad genius.

Take The Sickle. With its clever, no-holds-barred lyrics, it feels like a manifesto for someone who sees the world as their playground and dares anyone to challenge them. Lines like:

“Call up the president, set a teatime / Tell him bring the Bloody Mary’s, I’ll bring the lime”

…are a masterclass in cocky absurdity. Geordie flexes his lyrical muscles, spinning wild tales of being a god-like figure who rewrites the rules of the universe. It’s over-the-top, theatrical, and dripping with swagger. The track pulsates with energy, daring you to hit repeat just to catch every wild reference he throws in.

Then there’s God Damn Girl, which might just be my favorite track off the EP. And honestly Holy fuck. I don’t even know if I can find the words to fully explain just how filthy this track is. It’s unrelenting, bold, and probably the dirtiest thing Geordie has ever released. But that’s what makes it so good. The groove, the swagger, the lyrical sharpness — it’s all there, and it’ll have you pressing replay every time. I honestly can’t pick a favorite between the two, but this one might just take the crown for being the ultimate “no-holds-barred” anthem.

Oh, and did I mention Geordie dropped a tease on his Insta that this is just the first of two EPs he’s releasing this year? Yes, you heard that right — we’re getting more. Plus, there’s some BIG tour news on the horizon. Could that mean Geordie’s coming back to Newfoundland this year? The excitement is palpable, and I don’t know about you, but I’m ready for whatever comes next.

So in conclusion Geordie Kieffer has once again proven why he’s one of the most exciting and boundary-pushing artists out there today. If you’re not listening to G-Spot on repeat already, what are you even doing? Get ready for the wildest ride of your life.